Legal Invasion of Aliens

By Suleidys Tellez on April 13, 2013

From a very early age I had known the truth. Starting from the way I looked, and ending with how other people treated me, it was obvious. At first, I thought there was something wrong with me, but after I read this news article published in the Weekly World News that revealed the connection between my ancestors and extraterrestrials, I was finally able to reconcile with my identity as an alien.

The article entitled “Mayans had contact with Aliens!” proved what I had always known was true in my heart: I wasn’t born human. The report shows ancient Mayan carvings and paintings that prove the connection between the Mayan society and extraterrestrials.

The US government has been hiding these facts for years, keeping the idea of an alien invasion within science fiction and horror stories. But no more.

Turns out that the invasion is happening, and that aliens are among you! I know it; because I am one of them.

My kind has been trying to take over the US for centuries, often with difficulty and without success. Since 1798, leaders of this country have tried to stop us.  I have to give it to them; they succeeded by passing laws against us. They passed laws like the Alien Sedition Acts which declared us the enemy of this country, and denied us rights under the Constitution.

They have done everything in their power to keep us from infiltrating or to kick us out. But no matter how many infrared cameras, drones, remote surveillance, ground sensors, dogs and other military style technology they use at the border, they can’t stop our invasion.

We are physically built to last in the harshest conditions: our skin can stand the dessert sun, and we don’t need water or food to keep going because we are genetically designed (by our extraterrestrial ancestors) to keep trying to invade. There are 11 million of us on the streets of America, and more are coming in.

Our genetic differences from humans are obvious because we take on the most physically demanding jobs- like farming and construction work- something they hate to do, but that we don’t mind doing. We are also able to use our unique brainwashing abilities to raise a new pro-alien generation by babysitting their children and teaching them to love us as one of their own. Our passionate disposition makes them fall in love with us to create 350 thousand hybrids, a new breed of alien between their offspring and ours.

They saw this day coming, and they tried to stop us by creating laws that declare our inhuman nature, excluding us from basic rights, such as the right to a just and speedy trial, and the right to legal counsel. This allows them to keep us in indefinite solitary confinement and experiment on us to figure out why we are so different from them.

Our attempts to take over would have been stopped if it wasn’t for our organization. Back in the 1800’s we created labor unions when our physical abilities were discovered and exploited by the humans. And now, we are using the new pro-alien generation we helped raise, and our hybrids, to infiltrate the government and place our most gifted aliens in the senate to insist they give us human rights.

We are using our brainwashing powers to utilize humans’ worst flaw: emotions. We are playing the family card, and the “we just want an education” card to promote passing laws that allow us to stay, and prosper. The Dream Act’s growing support demonstrates the extent of our abilities.

You can squash 400 thousand little red ants per year, but there will still be 50 million crawling under the surface, digging new holes under, over, around and through the walls of your home. And eventually, numbers win. We finished the first part of our operation: invasion. Now we’re changing our tactics, and continuing the take-over from the inside. By taking control through the US’s current legal system, we will eventually hold all the power.

Last year, my identity issues were dissipated. Now I know what it means to be an alien. I also realized I am not alone; in fact, there’s a lot more like me near you. We mow your lawns, cook your food, clean your toilets, build your houses, raise your children and pick your oranges. We are out there, and we are coming.

 

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